TMI Tuesday: WWKD?*

What would you do?

1. You encounter a good looking lost and frantic tourist looking for the airport. You:
A) Shrug your shoulders, feigning ignorance.
B) Find the shortest route on your smartphone and get him/her a cab.
C) Direct him/her to the nearest bus stop.
D) Get your car, pick up his/her luggage and speed to the airport.

That would depend on where I am and who I’m with.  Sounds cruel, but I grew up eating tourists for breakfast, so I’d likely tell them where to go and how to get there…

2. You’re taking a vacation alone. Your destination:
A) Beach resort — I just want to relax and de-stress.
B) A group tour — I don’t want to worry about the details.
C) Wherever the dart lands on the map.
D) Every country with a hostel — my backpack is my home.

Whilst the beach has a certain appeal… I really do want to go backpacking through Europe!!  I’m sure I could hit a beach or two on the way… ;)

3. Blackout! You can’t watch TV, so you light some candles and:
A) Dig up some batteries and listen to the radio.
B) Invite the neighbours, light a fire and sing camping songs all night.
C) Find a friend and play games that don’t require electricity. . . Like chess.
D) Drive to the next town — oh sweet Wi-Fi, I’ve found you!

Gee, this just happened recently to us with Hurricane Irene.  For the sake of the kids, I took 'em out of the house every evening and went where there was electricity until bedtime, then back home and put them to bed.  Had I been by myself… I would definitely find a friend to play games that don’t require electricity and we are NOT talking chess here!!!

4. The man/woman of your dreams has finally proposed. The relationship is perfect, they are everything you’ve ever dreamed of and ever wanted. They are also a multi-millionaire and want you to sign a prenuptial agreement. Which would you do?
A) Sign it
B) Just not get married

Sign it, and have him counter-sign one to stay away from MY assets in case of divorce.  Keep ‘em guessing, I say…

5. If you were going to marry an inanimate object, what would you marry?
Note: A woman has married the Eiffel Tower and another has married the Golden Gate Bridge. Read about it HERE

A rock.  Preferably a rock that resembled human form.  Oh wait! I could marry one of those sparkly vampires, they’re made of stone, yes?  C’mere, Edward!!

Bonus: You’ve just inherited a manufacturing plant that specializes in plastics. What are you going to make?

Duuhhh… sex toys!!!! What else?!

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 *What Would Kazi Do?

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