It’s hard to keep a Dragon down for long; they get all squirmy and then of course there’s the fire-breathing thing…
Had a great good time today doing conducting for the benefit of musical elements in different sections of a large room in order to keep them together while also singing some fairly challenging music, it came out really well. It’ll be televised locally, just not sure when (I’m on town cable almost weekly, but I’m told this one will be… bigger). :)
There was a thread recently on FetLife asking people to come up with suggestions for common quotations turned kinky. I contributed a couple and then just kept thinking up more… being that I love to play on words…
I came, I saw, I came again.
A cock in the hand is worth two in the bush.
A switch in time saves a flogging.
In for a penny, in for a pounding.
A man all wrapped up in himself has a small package.
All's fair in love and kink.
An idle sub is the Dom’s workshop.
As the cock is bent the sub’s inclined.
Any hole in an orgy.
Kink is the spice of life.
Kink for kink's sake.
Kinkiness is next to godliness.
Easy cum, easy go.
Eat, drink and be horny, for tomorrow we die.
G-d helps those who service themselves.
Great shafts from little nuts grow.
Half an erection is better than none.
He who hesitates is screwed.
It takes all kinds of deviants to make a world.
Little strokes fell great shafts.
No sub can serve two Masters.
When the Dom’s away the subs will play.
You can’t always cum when you want.
Two subs are better than one.
There are two sides to every paddle.
Love the quotes, Kaz - just worried that you might accidentally slip one in on stage :)
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