Drop the Chocolate... and back away...

Aahhh, yes... the cry of the hormone-enhanced woman when PMS strikes hard... a cry Taz knows all too well! so well he thoroughly re-stocked me for Valentine's Day!!  Smart man...

Not that I stuff up on chocolate... that would be bad... but there are certain times when a little dark chocolate will go a long way towards keeping a Kazi on this side of rational, and I keep an emergency stash in the freezer for just such times of need.  Which seem to be happening more often of late... :s

I'm told I'm going through 'The Change'... and that if I can just muddle through it, all will be rosy.  Now, I have no real guide to go by; both my mother and my sister lost their uteruses at age 40 so I can't compare experiences.  It seems to me, though, that 'The Change' is supposed to be about skipping cycles... waning hormones... maybe a lovely hot flash or a few...

But for me?  Because I just can't be like any other female (yes, that's heavy sarcasm you sense, watch out the Dragon's on a roll!), I have to have the raging hormones of a teenager, with cycles that go twice as often and twice as intense.  And - of course - a raging libido to match.  More than a little frustrating...

Without putting too fine a point on it, I'm not keen on playing during active flow, it's just messy.  On the other hand, the fact that it goes on for so long and happens so often... the nether regions are nearly always engorged and it's akin to being in a constant state of arousal.  A kinkster's dream, to always be on the ready... ¬¬

So yes, keep the chocolate handy! you never know when you may need to hold a Dragon at bay!!

Oh, and for those times when the Dragon needs soothing AND some real caffeine enhancement? I give you 'KaziCrack'... LOL

again, should actually be the dark chocolate ones, couldn't find a pic of that and they are hard to come by...

A choral mate was running a survey this past weekend, asking all of us women, "Would you rather get chocolate or flowers?"  He thought we'd be going for the flowers... but no... it was overwhelmingly chocolate! as the choral director said, "Well, all you can do is smell the flowers... there's so much more you can do with chocolate!"  I agreed vigourously, asserting, "Oh my yes, SO much more!!" to which my choral mate yelped, "Survey closed!! I don't wanna know!!!!!!" and turned such a lovely shade of red... *evil grin*